The Talking Monkey

A police officer came upon a terrible wreck

where the driver and passenger had been killed.

As he looked upon the wreckage a little monkey came out of the brush and hopped around the crashed car.

The officer looked down at the monkey and said, "I wish you could talk."

The monkey looked up at the officer and shook his head up and down.

"You can understand what I'm saying?" asked the officer.

Again, the monkey shook his head up and down.

"Well, did you see this?""Yes," motioned the monkey.

"What happened?"The monkey pretended to have a can in his hand and turned it up by his mouth.

"They were drinking?" asked the officer.

The monkey shakes his head "Yes."

"What else?"The monkey pinched his fingers together and held them to his mouth.

"They were smoking marijuana?"The monkey shakes his head "Yes."

"What else?"The monkey motioned "kissing."

"They were kissing, too?" asked the astounded officer.The monkey shakes his head "Yes."

"Now wait, you're saying your owners were drinking, smoking and kissing before they

wrecked."The monkey shakes his head "Yes."

"What were you doing during all this?"

"Driving" motioned the monkey.

My Dream

Sometimes I feel her presence near,
But seldom see her face,
I only know she waits for me,
In her pretty satin lace.

Her silence seems to say to me,
She'll soon be by my side,
One day I hope to meet her,
As she lives within my mind

I often see her in my thoughts,
So peaceful and serene,
The beauty of her closeness,
Is seen within my dream.

Her sparkling eyes appear to say,
Be patient and be strong,
And although the day has not arrived,
I pray it won't be long.

The days and nights go quickly by,
But my vision does not fade,
My love belongs to her alone
It's for her my heart was made.

There's not a moment that I dont think,
Of holding her close to me,
One day I'll see my dream come true,
For then we'll always be.

Keep You Dreams Alive

Do not allow a love that failed,

To shroud all your hopes and dreams,

It's merely a pause to catch your breath,

Journey forward to pursue other moon beams.

The words I love you can be so easily said,

When they slobber from the mouth of a fool,

Especially for a person who had longed to hear,

Those three words masquerading as jewels.

Torn ragged pieces of your heart will soon heal,

Throw past memories and hurt to the ground,

Do not give up and say I've had it with love,

For it was not love that you thought you had found.

You'll not find happiness if you continue to tread,

All the bridges that collapsed where you walked,

Do away with the voices that remain in your head,

From the day that your life ran amok.

Try looking at life as consisting of two columns,

With one saying win the other saying loss,

If you give up and do not fight for your dreams,

You will live to regret and have paid a great cost.

Always take time to feel good about yourself,

Realize the kind loving person you are,

At the end of your day you will always look back,

And find the wins out number losses by far!

Just to all

Children's See the world...

A fun day

What is Friendship...???

Good Communication

Treasured Memories

A feeling of belonging

Mutual respect

Unconditional support

Helping hands

Kindness

Fun Times

Depending on one another

Common Interests

Knowing each other's thoughts

Being there

A shoulder to cry on

A hug when needed

Laughing often

Send this page to your friends to tell them you think they are good friends!

(click on the mail sign to send it to your friends!!)

Missing Our Grand Angels

A Glimpse Into Heaven
Come join me on this journey,
To a far and distant land,
A place where our Grand Angels dwell,

Where we'll rest and hold their hand.
When we arrive I'll introduce you,
Although I'm sure you'll know their face,
As God's light does shine upon them,
Encompassed by His eternal grace.

Imagine the sound of an Angelic Choir,
Familiar are the voices that sing,
Grand Angels who now live in Heaven,
To you all their love they bring.
You see the sparkle that's in their eyes,

The gift of knowledge upon their face,
With outstretched arms they reach for you,
The love in our heart does race.
These Angelic Grand Angels we now shall meet,

Anthony.. Amber.. Lexy.. and Cole,
Two pretty little girls and two handsome boys,
God's love shining within their soul.
Hold tight their hand as we walk swiftly on,

There are many more Angels to see,
Joseph..Jeremy..Jakob.. and James,
With Faith..Kristen..Kody.. and Kaylee.
Angel whispers calling each of our names,

So let's never let go of their hand,
We now join Lane and Lee Williams,
Logan.. and ..Mikaila.. all tread Heavens land.
Michael and Caitlyn are beckoning to us all,

They want us to meet their new friends,
Ryan..Travis..Parker and Paul,Noah..Russ..
and Sapphie they send.
Three more little Angels now come into view,

Their names are Sharon..Arianna.. and Mason,
The light becomes brighter from the stars in their eyes,
Soon back to dreamland we must hasten.

Before we complete this visit we?ve had,We'll join hands with Zachariah and Zach,Close by our side is Victoria and Tessa,Now it's time for us to come back.To the parents.. grandparents.. and loved ones,You have just been to Heaven and saw,That your Grand Angels are there and await you,Safely guarded by God's loving law.

Memories of days gone bye,

Billowy clouds across the sky,

Sharing secrets with that special friend,

Summer days that had no end.

Dress up played in mommy's shoes,

Granny's hat and beads for you.

Teacups filled with lemonade,

And all the promises we made.

To be there for eternity,

My special friend, just you and me.

My Mother's Pray

I pray you'll be my eyes

And watch her where she goes

And help her to be wise

Help me to let go

Every mother's prayer

Every child knows

Lead her to a place

Guide her with your grace

To a place where she'll be safe

I pray she finds your light

And holds it in her heart

As darkness falls each night

Remind her where you are

Every mother's prayer

Every child knows

Need to find a place

Guide her to a place

Give her faith so she'll be safe

Lead her to a place

Guide her with your grace

To a place where she'll be safe

Never go away.
I want you to stay.

And always be my friend,
from now until the end.

For your friendship I'll fight,
from day until night.

Because in you I see
a reflection of me.


And there's one thing that's true.
I've found a friend in you!

Hi Friends,

Good Morning…………..

We don't see things as they are, we see them as we are.

Life is Short, so break the rules...

Forgive quickly,

Believe slowly,

Love truly,

Laugh uncontrollably,

And...

Never regret anything that made

you smile...

Every Little Smile can touch

somebody's heart
Have a great day

DON'T EVER LOOSE THE PERSON U REALLY LOVE ......... .........

Its a good touchy message. It does make sense and we should take the time every day to do what it says. .

READ ALONE.....ESPECIALLY THE LAST PART

Around the corner I have a friend, In this great city that has no end, Yet the days go by and weeks rush on, And before I know it, a year is gone.

And I never see my old friends face, For life is a swift and terrible race, He knows I like him just as well, As in the days when I rang his bell.

And he rang mine if, we were younger then, And now we are busy, tired men. Tired of playing a foolish game, Tired of trying to make a name.

"Tomorrow" I say! "I will call on Jim" "Just to show that I'm thinking of him." But tomorrow comes and tomorrow goes, And distance between us grows and grows. Around the corner! yet miles away, "Here's a telegram sir" "Jim died today." And that's what we get and deserve in the end. Around the corner, a vanished friend.

Remember to always say what you mean. If you love or like someone, tell them. Don't be afraid to express yourself. Reach out and tell someone what they mean to you. Because when you decide that it is the right time it might be too late. Seize the day. Never have regrets. And most importantly, stay close to your friends and family, for they have helped make you the person that you are today.

You must send this on in 3 hours after reading the letter to 10 different people. If you do this, you will receive unbelievably good luck in love n life. The person that you are most attracted to will soon return your feelings.

If you do not, bad luck will rear it's ugly head at you.

THIS IS NOT A JOKE!

This is a ribbon for soldiers fighting for our country. Pass it on to everyone and pray.

Something good will happen to you tonight at 11:11 PM ..

This is not a joke.

Someone will either call you or will talk to you online and say that they love you.

Do not break this chain.

Send this to as many people as you can in the next 15 minutes. (this is true because it is happend to me also)

Things About You

1. Someone in this world Loves you , in some way.

2. A smile from you, can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you.

3. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep.

4. You mean the world to someone.

5. Without you , someone may not be living.

6. You are special and unique, in your own way.

7. Someone that you don't know even exists , loves you.

8. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it.

9. When you think the world has turned it's back on you, take a look, you most likely turned your back on the world.

10. When you think you have no chance at getting what you want, you probably won't get it, but if you believe in yourself, you probably sooner or later will get it.

11.Always remember complements you received, forget about the rude remarks.

12.Always tell someone how you feel about them, you will feel much better when they know.

13 If you have a great friend, take the time to let them know that they are great. If you choose, send this letter to as many people as you care about, you'll brighten up someone's day, and might change their perspective on life, for the better!

Something interesting ..
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Chinese Name confusion.

Caller: Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan?

Operator: Yes, you can speak to me.

Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!

Operator: Yes I understand you want to speak to anyone. You can speak to me. Who is this?

Caller: I'm Sam Wan. And I need to talk to Annie Wan ! It's urgent.

Operator: I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what's this urgent matter about?

Caller: Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noe Wan was involved in an accident. Noe Wan got injured and now Noe Wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan is on his way to the hospital.

Operator: Look, if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!

Caller: You are so rude! Who are you?

Operator: I'm Saw Ree.

Caller: Yes! You should be sorry . Now give me your name !!

Operator: That's what I said. I'm Saw Ree.

Have Child Fun with this slide !!!

Oh dang!

The funniest thing just happened to me. I gotta tell ya this story! Well funny might

not be the right description of what I am feeling right now???

A while back I gave my wife's employee a computer. It was an old one that was my

Mom's. I cleaned it and fixed it and set it up for them. They have had it about a

month. They screwed it up a few days ago. Long story I won't go into, but they said

Comcast did it - NOT - they screwed it up or their kids did. I don't really care

anyway but it is hosed.

Anyway, they need to re-install Windows 98SE. I had a tech's copy of Windows

98SE that is just for this purpose and have had it for years.

I lost it?? I looked in every file cabinet, briefcase, suitcase, drawer, shelf and

wastebasket in my office and storage rooms and every box in my closets and storage room/exercise room. GONE! I could not find it anywhere. So I looked again when

I was totally sober in all of the places again.

I have stuff in a lot of places too.

I am talking hours of searching here! I looked in software boxes by the dozen thinking

I might have miss filed it. I looked and searched high and low all over the place.

And I have tons of places to put things.

I mean a lot of places.

It was just gone!

GONE!!! I could not find it. Pissed me off. I figured I had loaned it to someone and

they did not return it. It was just gone. Three days of serious searching!

IT WAS GONE! I MEAN SERIOUS SEARCHING AND DIGGING THROUGH

EVERY POSSIBLE PLACE IT COULD BE!!!!

Deb just came in and was on the phone with the employee. She asked me if I have found it.

I said nope it is gone. She walked behind my desk and picked up a CD that was lying on my credenza.

She said is this it?

I said rather sheepishly - yep that is it!!!! DANG. I had placed it on my credenza right behind me some months ago when I was working on a friends laptop - fixing it - and I had to reinstall 98 for him. I forgot that I did not return it to the proper place. Dang, I have a bunch of CDs on my credenza that I need to mail to some people, and various other things covering the top of it.

I have not gotten around to sending that stack yet, nor filing the other stuff, and the Windows 98SE CD was right on top of it. The top of it!!! I feel so very small. I am an idiot. Three long days of searching every place I have stuff and she finds it in less than 10 seconds.

I think I still hear her laughing at my butt from the other end of the house?? I could have sworn that I looked through all of the stuff on my credenza??? Twice even!!!! I know I did!

How embarrassing this is. She will never let me live this one down.
I really think I am getting OLD!

I got sent home from school one day with a shiner on my eye

Fighting was against the rules and it didnt matter why

When Dad got home I told that story just like Id rehearsed

Then stood there on those trembling knees and waited for the worst

And he said, Let me tell you a secret, about a fathers love

A secret that my daddy said was just between us

He said daddies dont just love their children every now and then

Its a love without end, amen, its a love without end, amen

When I became a father in the spring of 81

There was no doubt that stubborn boy was just like my fathers son

And when I thought my patience had been tested to the end

I took my daddys secret and I passed it on to him

And I said, Let me tell you a secret, about a fathers love

A secret that my daddy said was just between us

I said daddies dont just love their children every now and then

Its a love without end, amen, its a love without end, amen

Last night I dreamed Id died and stood outside those pearly gates

When suddenly I realized there must be some mistake

If they know half the stuff I done theyll never let me in

Then somewhere from the other side I heard these words again

And they said, Let me tell you a secret, about a fathers love

A secret that my daddy said was just between us

You see daddies dont just love their children every now and then

Its a love without end, amen, its a love without end, amen

PLZ DON'T WORK LIKE THIS???

Relax .................

Take a break?

Take Care ....................................

N

joy??....................