<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29792479</id><updated>2011-12-14T19:03:17.203-08:00</updated><category term='Man&apos;s story'/><category term='Please don&apos;t work like this'/><category term='Don&apos;t degrade yourself'/><category term='dreams'/><category term='friend in need is a friend in need'/><category term='Life is'/><category term='India'/><category term='Maths are not tough'/><title type='text'>Jokes, fun, facts  for children</title><subtitle type='html'>Welcome to my page this page is build especially for children which contain Jokes, Fun, etc,. etc,.</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jokes4children.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29792479/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jokes4children.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>SaTiSh</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16203039966633764030</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='16' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_jNcnOurhH4M/STjnIXVzJ6I/AAAAAAAAAoc/IVV8ZoLAKnc/S220/images.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>41</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29792479.post-5156528231738997714</id><published>2007-06-28T02:30:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2007-06-28T02:32:18.559-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;div align="center"&gt;Interesting Milk Facts You Probably Did Not Know! &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;CLICK ON THE IMAGE FOR IT'S BIGGER SIZE &lt;a href="http://bp2.blogger.com/_jNcnOurhH4M/RoN_VdS05aI/AAAAAAAAAiE/YKIqxmHsddQ/s1600-h/milk.GIF"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;a href="http://bp1.blogger.com/_jNcnOurhH4M/RoN_6NS05bI/AAAAAAAAAiM/aASododNFpA/s1600-h/milk.GIF"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5081045442581816754" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://bp1.blogger.com/_jNcnOurhH4M/RoN_6NS05bI/AAAAAAAAAiM/aASododNFpA/s320/milk.GIF" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;My new site at &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.tharegalu.com/"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;http://www.tharegalu.com/&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;Copyright © 2006 Satish. All rights reserved.&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/29792479-5156528231738997714?l=jokes4children.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jokes4children.blogspot.com/feeds/5156528231738997714/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=29792479&amp;postID=5156528231738997714' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29792479/posts/default/5156528231738997714'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29792479/posts/default/5156528231738997714'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jokes4children.blogspot.com/2007/06/interesting-milk-facts-you-probably-did.html' title=''/><author><name>SaTiSh</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16203039966633764030</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='16' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_jNcnOurhH4M/STjnIXVzJ6I/AAAAAAAAAoc/IVV8ZoLAKnc/S220/images.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp1.blogger.com/_jNcnOurhH4M/RoN_6NS05bI/AAAAAAAAAiM/aASododNFpA/s72-c/milk.GIF' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29792479.post-486550967585253170</id><published>2007-06-12T00:10:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-06-12T00:12:48.165-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;strong&gt;Ur way of Undressing Reflects ur personality !!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Till now you might have heard that clothes reflect ones personality.&lt;br /&gt;Well now that fact is as old as pintux.Here's an interesting forward that claims to reveal your personality traits according to the way you undress.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Well, the way you undress might just help you discover yourself better .&lt;br /&gt;Go on and indulge in self-exploration. Throw, dump, remove, just do your own thing...&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff6600;"&gt;1. If you throw your clothes all over the place, you're a friendly,life-of-the-party type. You are free with your thoughts and opinions, not caring much about what others think of you. Your parents might think your room looks like a cyclone's hit it? But it actually represents your happy, individualistic nature! Stay that way!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#33cc00;"&gt;2. If you remove each piece of clothing and put it away carefully, you are a serious person who likes life to be very calm. You are comfortable with routine work. And you believe that the best way to deal with life's problems is to prevent them in the first place. You are a perfectionist. By nature you are quite shy. You're dependable and sometimes intense. You think carefully before making decisions. You go about your tasks methodically, with concentration.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;3.If you take off the shirt, and ten minutes later get around to the pants, you are an extremely self-confident person. You are naturally bright and intellectual. You are also a deep thinker who loves to ask questions and ponder over the meaning of things.You hate being rushed and you do not like to be hassled. Usually you like a lot of free time for yourself.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;4.If you get out of your clothes as quickly as possible, you are concerned about others and what they expect from you, but you're worried about your own needs.You are family-oriented, and stay extremely busy.You often feel stressed, but most of those heavy expectations come from your own head! Give yourself a break, you don't have to be perfect! &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#33ff33;"&gt;5 .If you take off your rings, earrings, necklace, watch, etc before anything else, you are a warm and sensitive person.You are considerate and thoughtful, and you give good advice to your friends. You are a natural born romantic. Helping friends or anybody for that matter is your second nature. You hate liars and you would love the world to become a better place.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#33ff33;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff0000;"&gt;6. If you don't have an undressing routine and you never do it the same way twice, you are a very curious and interesting person. You enjoy a broad range of activities. You take risks and enjoy fun and adventure. The word monotony cannot dampen your spirits at any cost, as you live life kingsize. Having fun is as much a part of your routine as slogging it out at office. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;Copyright © 2006 Satish. All rights reserved.&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/29792479-486550967585253170?l=jokes4children.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jokes4children.blogspot.com/feeds/486550967585253170/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=29792479&amp;postID=486550967585253170' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29792479/posts/default/486550967585253170'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29792479/posts/default/486550967585253170'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jokes4children.blogspot.com/2007/06/ur-way-of-undressing-reflects-ur.html' title=''/><author><name>SaTiSh</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16203039966633764030</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='16' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_jNcnOurhH4M/STjnIXVzJ6I/AAAAAAAAAoc/IVV8ZoLAKnc/S220/images.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29792479.post-1180073882407665535</id><published>2007-06-03T21:04:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-06-03T21:06:34.668-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;a href="http://bp2.blogger.com/_jNcnOurhH4M/RmOPa1lGryI/AAAAAAAAAh8/AhPQEb8q6R0/s1600-h/feelings.gif"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5072055296571387682" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://bp2.blogger.com/_jNcnOurhH4M/RmOPa1lGryI/AAAAAAAAAh8/AhPQEb8q6R0/s320/feelings.gif" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt; Hidden Feelings&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;There's a girl&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;Who is secretlyIn love, &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;her secret&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;Being she can't tell&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;AnyoneWhy? &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;They'd all laughAnd be shocked. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;TheBoy well he'd never&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;Give her a second look&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;She's all confused and&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;All mixed up. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;Why doesShe feel this way?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;All she knows is when&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;She's with him, she's free.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;Free to be who she is&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;And to be happy.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;She just wants to be&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;With him, to be able to&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;Tell him how she feels&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;For him to feel the way&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;She does&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;But she'll never be able&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;To express her love, she'll&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;Shelter it in her heart for&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;AlwaysI've loved him for so long...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;Copyright © 2006 Satish. All rights reserved.&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/29792479-1180073882407665535?l=jokes4children.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jokes4children.blogspot.com/feeds/1180073882407665535/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=29792479&amp;postID=1180073882407665535' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29792479/posts/default/1180073882407665535'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29792479/posts/default/1180073882407665535'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jokes4children.blogspot.com/2007/06/hidden-feelings-theres-girl-who-is.html' title=''/><author><name>SaTiSh</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16203039966633764030</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='16' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_jNcnOurhH4M/STjnIXVzJ6I/AAAAAAAAAoc/IVV8ZoLAKnc/S220/images.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp2.blogger.com/_jNcnOurhH4M/RmOPa1lGryI/AAAAAAAAAh8/AhPQEb8q6R0/s72-c/feelings.gif' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29792479.post-7474673585045713966</id><published>2007-05-27T21:11:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2007-05-27T21:12:27.824-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;div align="center"&gt;I Remember&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I remember how it used to be...&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;Where nothing else mattered but you and me.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;Candies, walks, gifts, and Long term Talks.&lt;br /&gt;I miss you, I wish you could see...&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;How much I think about you and me...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I remember when you said, I was your everything. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;I remember when you mean's that too. Now, when you say it, it's more like a phrase. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;And ur sweet nothings, make me cry more over you.&lt;br /&gt;Those days when you'd call just to say hi..&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;Back when it was so hard just to say goodbye.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Down my heart, there forms a crack.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;It was created a little while ago... &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;Because of how much I want you back.&lt;br /&gt;The old you, the one I thought I knew.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;For all of these years, we went from being friends to being in love...&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;It seems to me, now, like We're none of the above.&lt;br /&gt;I want to let go...but then I can't...&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;I know I should...If only I could.I have tried and tried. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;The endless solution; I cried and cried.&lt;br /&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;Tears of pain and tears of hope...&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;It was these times I need you just to cope.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;You turn around and hurt me bad, you spin my heart, and make me sad.&lt;br /&gt;Your actions don't stop and yet I forgive you everytime...&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;I wish I could say that you are only mine.&lt;br /&gt;Don't you miss me, don't you care? Stop! I'm over here, Yes, I know they are there. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;You remind me everyday that other girls are hot. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;I know, I see, I'm sorry I'm not.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;Copyright © 2006 Satish. All rights reserved.&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/29792479-7474673585045713966?l=jokes4children.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jokes4children.blogspot.com/feeds/7474673585045713966/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=29792479&amp;postID=7474673585045713966' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29792479/posts/default/7474673585045713966'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29792479/posts/default/7474673585045713966'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jokes4children.blogspot.com/2007/05/i-remember-i-remember-how-it-used-to-be.html' title=''/><author><name>SaTiSh</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16203039966633764030</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='16' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_jNcnOurhH4M/STjnIXVzJ6I/AAAAAAAAAoc/IVV8ZoLAKnc/S220/images.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29792479.post-1178298471352220514</id><published>2007-05-27T21:02:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-05-27T21:06:29.602-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;a href="http://bp3.blogger.com/_jNcnOurhH4M/RlpUgVlGruI/AAAAAAAAAhc/Qnd9Ivyj0Aw/s1600-h/v.gif"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5069457245084233442" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://bp3.blogger.com/_jNcnOurhH4M/RlpUgVlGruI/AAAAAAAAAhc/Qnd9Ivyj0Aw/s320/v.gif" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt; You didnt know what you were looking for&lt;br /&gt;till you heard the voices in your ear.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Hey, its me again.&lt;br /&gt;Plain, you see again.&lt;br /&gt;Please, can I see you evry day?&lt;br /&gt; Im a fool again.&lt;br /&gt;I fell in love with you again.&lt;br /&gt;Please, can I see you evry day?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You didnt know what you were looking for&lt;br /&gt;till you heard the voices in your ear.&lt;br /&gt;You didnt know what you were looking for&lt;br /&gt;till you heard the voices in your ear.&lt;br /&gt;Words dont come out right.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I tried to say it, oh, so right.&lt;br /&gt;I hope you understand my meaning.&lt;br /&gt;Hey, its me again.&lt;br /&gt;Im so in love with you again.&lt;br /&gt;Please, can I see you evry day?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You didnt know what you were looking for&lt;br /&gt;till you heard the voices in your ear.&lt;br /&gt;You didnt know what you were looking for&lt;br /&gt;till you heard the voices in your ear.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I remember evry word you said. (word you said.)&lt;br /&gt;I remember voices in my head. (in my head.)&lt;br /&gt;I remember evry word you said. (word you said.)&lt;br /&gt;Your voices. (I)Cool voices. (hear)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Warm voices. (your)&lt;br /&gt;It was just what I needed to. (voice.)&lt;br /&gt;Cool voices. (words)&lt;br /&gt;Warm voices. (dont)&lt;br /&gt;Your voices. (seem)&lt;br /&gt;But its just what I needed for. (right.)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Warm voices. (love)&lt;br /&gt;Your voices. (is)Cool voices. (the)&lt;br /&gt;It was just what I needed to. (word.)&lt;br /&gt;Your voices. (I)&lt;br /&gt;Cool voices. (hear)Warm voices. (your)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It was just what I needed to. (voice.)&lt;br /&gt;Just what I needed to, just what I needed to,&lt;br /&gt;Just what I needed.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You didnt know what you were looking for&lt;br /&gt;till you heard the voices in your ear.&lt;br /&gt;You didnt know what you were looking for&lt;br /&gt;till you heard the voices in your ear.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;Copyright © 2006 Satish. All rights reserved.&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/29792479-1178298471352220514?l=jokes4children.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jokes4children.blogspot.com/feeds/1178298471352220514/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=29792479&amp;postID=1178298471352220514' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29792479/posts/default/1178298471352220514'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29792479/posts/default/1178298471352220514'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jokes4children.blogspot.com/2007/05/you-didnt-know-what-you-were-looking.html' title=''/><author><name>SaTiSh</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16203039966633764030</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='16' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_jNcnOurhH4M/STjnIXVzJ6I/AAAAAAAAAoc/IVV8ZoLAKnc/S220/images.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp3.blogger.com/_jNcnOurhH4M/RlpUgVlGruI/AAAAAAAAAhc/Qnd9Ivyj0Aw/s72-c/v.gif' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29792479.post-8415901312118935013</id><published>2007-05-24T22:12:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-05-24T22:14:34.675-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://bp3.blogger.com/_jNcnOurhH4M/RlZwiVlGrsI/AAAAAAAAAhM/QDEDrTNi1DY/s1600-h/robbery.jpg"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5068362165862706882" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" height="114" alt="" src="http://bp3.blogger.com/_jNcnOurhH4M/RlZwiVlGrsI/AAAAAAAAAhM/QDEDrTNi1DY/s320/robbery.jpg" width="157" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;strong&gt; The Robbery&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;After shopping for most of the day, a couple returns to find their car has been stolen. They go to the police station to make a full report. Then, a detective drives them back to the parking lot to see if any evidence can be found at the scene of the crime. To their amazement, the car has been returned.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;There is an envelope on the windshield with a note of apology and two tickets to a music concert. The note reads, 'I apologize for taking your car, but my wife was having a baby and I had to hot-wire your ignition to rush her to the hospital. Please forgive the inconvenience. Here are two tickets for tonight's concert of Garth Brooks, the country-and-western music star.'&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Their faith in humanity restored, the couple attend the concert and return home late. They find their house has been robbed. Valuable goods have been taken from thoughout the house, from basement to attic. And, there is a note on the door reading, "Well, you still have your car. I have to put my newly born kid through college somehow, don't I?"&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;Copyright © 2006 Satish. All rights reserved.&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/29792479-8415901312118935013?l=jokes4children.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jokes4children.blogspot.com/feeds/8415901312118935013/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=29792479&amp;postID=8415901312118935013' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29792479/posts/default/8415901312118935013'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29792479/posts/default/8415901312118935013'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jokes4children.blogspot.com/2007/05/robbery-after-shopping-for-most-of-day.html' title=''/><author><name>SaTiSh</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16203039966633764030</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='16' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_jNcnOurhH4M/STjnIXVzJ6I/AAAAAAAAAoc/IVV8ZoLAKnc/S220/images.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp3.blogger.com/_jNcnOurhH4M/RlZwiVlGrsI/AAAAAAAAAhM/QDEDrTNi1DY/s72-c/robbery.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29792479.post-1465031454762684240</id><published>2007-05-23T02:25:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2007-05-23T02:25:41.876-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Just fun for children</title><content type='html'>&lt;div&gt;&lt;embed src="http://widget-69.slide.com/widgets/slideticker.swf" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" quality="high" scale="noscale" salign="l" wmode="transparent" flashvars="cy=bb&amp;amp;il=1&amp;amp;channel=360287970197978473&amp;amp;site=widget-69.slide.com" style="width:250px;height:300px" name="flashticker" align="middle"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;div style="width:250px;text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.slide.com/pivot?ad=0&amp;amp;tt=28&amp;amp;sk=360287970322042475&amp;amp;cy=bb&amp;amp;th=0&amp;amp;id=360287970197978473&amp;amp;map=1" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://widget-69.slide.com/p1/360287970197978473/bb_t028_v000_a000_f00/images/xslide1.gif" border="0" ismap="ismap" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://www.slide.com/pivot?ad=0&amp;amp;tt=28&amp;amp;sk=360287970322042475&amp;amp;cy=bb&amp;amp;th=0&amp;amp;id=360287970197978473&amp;amp;map=2" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://widget-69.slide.com/p2/360287970197978473/bb_t028_v000_a000_f00/images/xslide2.gif" border="0" ismap="ismap" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;Copyright © 2006 Satish. All rights reserved.&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/29792479-1465031454762684240?l=jokes4children.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jokes4children.blogspot.com/feeds/1465031454762684240/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=29792479&amp;postID=1465031454762684240' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29792479/posts/default/1465031454762684240'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29792479/posts/default/1465031454762684240'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jokes4children.blogspot.com/2007/05/just-fun-for-children.html' title='Just fun for children'/><author><name>SaTiSh</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16203039966633764030</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='16' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_jNcnOurhH4M/STjnIXVzJ6I/AAAAAAAAAoc/IVV8ZoLAKnc/S220/images.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29792479.post-6192219614647953269</id><published>2007-05-22T22:29:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-05-23T00:33:44.412-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Maths are not tough'/><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://bp2.blogger.com/_jNcnOurhH4M/RlPRT1lGrqI/AAAAAAAAAg8/gNnwTWH4poo/s1600-h/maths.jpg"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5067624144452365986" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://bp2.blogger.com/_jNcnOurhH4M/RlPRT1lGrqI/AAAAAAAAAg8/gNnwTWH4poo/s320/maths.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:180%;"&gt;1*1=1&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:180%;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:180%;"&gt;11*11=121&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:180%;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:180%;"&gt;111*111=12321&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:180%;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:180%;"&gt;1111*1111=1234321&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:180%;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:180%;"&gt;11111*11111=123454321&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:180%;"&gt;111111*111111=12345654321&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:180%;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:180%;"&gt;1111111*1111111=1234567654321&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:180%;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:180%;"&gt;11111111*11111111=123456787654321&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:180%;"&gt;111111111*111111111=12345678987654321&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;Copyright © 2006 Satish. All rights reserved.&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/29792479-6192219614647953269?l=jokes4children.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jokes4children.blogspot.com/feeds/6192219614647953269/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=29792479&amp;postID=6192219614647953269' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29792479/posts/default/6192219614647953269'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29792479/posts/default/6192219614647953269'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jokes4children.blogspot.com/2007/05/111-1111121-11111112321-111111111234321.html' title=''/><author><name>SaTiSh</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16203039966633764030</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='16' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_jNcnOurhH4M/STjnIXVzJ6I/AAAAAAAAAoc/IVV8ZoLAKnc/S220/images.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp2.blogger.com/_jNcnOurhH4M/RlPRT1lGrqI/AAAAAAAAAg8/gNnwTWH4poo/s72-c/maths.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29792479.post-6382082327923852579</id><published>2007-05-19T22:56:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-05-19T23:00:10.261-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Life is'/><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;a href="http://bp1.blogger.com/_jNcnOurhH4M/Rk_jTllGrpI/AAAAAAAAAg0/0-iQQTWt8s8/s1600-h/life.jpg"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5066518031459856018" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://bp1.blogger.com/_jNcnOurhH4M/Rk_jTllGrpI/AAAAAAAAAg0/0-iQQTWt8s8/s320/life.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;Life is an opportunity, &lt;span style="color:#ff0000;"&gt;benefit from it.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;Life is beauty, &lt;span style="color:#ff0000;"&gt;admire it.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;Life is a dream, &lt;span style="color:#ff0000;"&gt;realize it.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;Life is a challenge, &lt;span style="color:#ff0000;"&gt;meet it.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;Life is a duty, &lt;span style="color:#ff0000;"&gt;complete it.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;Life is a game, &lt;span style="color:#ff0000;"&gt;play it.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;Life is a promise, &lt;span style="color:#ff0000;"&gt;fulfill it&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff0000;"&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;Life is sorrow, &lt;span style="color:#ff0000;"&gt;overcome it.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;Life is a song, &lt;span style="color:#ff0000;"&gt;sing it&lt;/span&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;Life is a struggle,&lt;span style="color:#ff0000;"&gt; accept it.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;Life is a tragedy, &lt;span style="color:#ff0000;"&gt;confront it.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;Life is an adventure, &lt;span style="color:#ff0000;"&gt;dare it.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;Life is luck, &lt;span style="color:#ff0000;"&gt;make it.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;Life is too precious, &lt;span style="color:#ff0000;"&gt;do not destroy it.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;Life is life, &lt;span style="color:#ff0000;"&gt;fight for it.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;Copyright © 2006 Satish. All rights reserved.&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/29792479-6382082327923852579?l=jokes4children.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jokes4children.blogspot.com/feeds/6382082327923852579/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=29792479&amp;postID=6382082327923852579' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29792479/posts/default/6382082327923852579'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29792479/posts/default/6382082327923852579'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jokes4children.blogspot.com/2007/05/life-is-opportunity-benefit-from-it.html' title=''/><author><name>SaTiSh</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16203039966633764030</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='16' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_jNcnOurhH4M/STjnIXVzJ6I/AAAAAAAAAoc/IVV8ZoLAKnc/S220/images.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp1.blogger.com/_jNcnOurhH4M/Rk_jTllGrpI/AAAAAAAAAg0/0-iQQTWt8s8/s72-c/life.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29792479.post-8909267160592582443</id><published>2007-05-17T22:40:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2007-05-17T22:40:53.071-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;My Order(Jokes)&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I went into the greasy spoon next to the office and ordered a tuna on wheat. The waitress said, "Oh, I’m sorry, we’re out of wheat bread. You’ll have to have it on white." &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;The next day I went to the same place and ordered the same tuna on wheat. Again, she told me they were out of wheat and I’d have to get it on white. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;The third time I went there, I decided to skip the step of being refused the wheat and just ordered tuna on white. The waitress looked up from her notepad and said, "Aren’t you the guy who usually orders it on wheat"? &lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;Copyright © 2006 Satish. All rights reserved.&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/29792479-8909267160592582443?l=jokes4children.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jokes4children.blogspot.com/feeds/8909267160592582443/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=29792479&amp;postID=8909267160592582443' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29792479/posts/default/8909267160592582443'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29792479/posts/default/8909267160592582443'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jokes4children.blogspot.com/2007/05/my-orderjokes-i-went-into-greasy-spoon.html' title=''/><author><name>SaTiSh</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16203039966633764030</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='16' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_jNcnOurhH4M/STjnIXVzJ6I/AAAAAAAAAoc/IVV8ZoLAKnc/S220/images.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29792479.post-7493551016946910303</id><published>2007-05-17T22:39:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-05-17T22:40:23.648-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;p align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:180%;color:#3333ff;"&gt;My Star(Poem)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p align="center"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;All that I know &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p align="center"&gt;Of a certain star Is,&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p align="center"&gt; it can throw (Like the angled spar) &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p align="center"&gt;Now a dart of red, Now a dart of blue; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p align="center"&gt;Till my friends have said &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p align="center"&gt;They would fain see, too, &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p align="center"&gt;My star that dartles the red and the blue! &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p align="center"&gt;Then it stops like a bird; like a flower hangs furled: &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p align="center"&gt;They must solace themselves with the Saturn above it. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p align="center"&gt;What matter to me if their star is a world?&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p align="center"&gt; Mine has opened its soul to me, therefore&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p align="center"&gt; I love it. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p align="center"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;--Robert Browning&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;Copyright © 2006 Satish. All rights reserved.&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/29792479-7493551016946910303?l=jokes4children.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jokes4children.blogspot.com/feeds/7493551016946910303/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=29792479&amp;postID=7493551016946910303' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29792479/posts/default/7493551016946910303'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29792479/posts/default/7493551016946910303'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jokes4children.blogspot.com/2007/05/my-starpoem-all-that-i-know-of-certain.html' title=''/><author><name>SaTiSh</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16203039966633764030</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='16' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_jNcnOurhH4M/STjnIXVzJ6I/AAAAAAAAAoc/IVV8ZoLAKnc/S220/images.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29792479.post-6859877867904161071</id><published>2007-05-17T22:37:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-05-17T22:39:16.100-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff0000;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Nails in the Fence&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;There once was a little boy who had a bad temper. His father gave him a bag of nails and told him that every time he lost his temper, he must hammer a nail into the back of the fence. The first day, the boy had driven 37 nails into the fence. Over the next few weeks, as he learned to control his anger, the number of nails hammered daily gradually dwindled down. He discovered it was easier to hold his temper than to drive those nails into the fence.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Finally, the day came when the boy didn't lose his temper at all. He told his father about it and the father suggested that the boy now pull out one nail for each day that he was able to hold his temper.The days passed and the young boy was finally able to tell his father that all the nails were gone. The father took his son by the hand and led him to the fence.He said, "You have done well, my son, but look at the holes in the fence. The fence will never be the same. When you say things in anger, they leave a scar just like this one.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You can put a knife in a man and draw it out. It won't matter how many times you say I'm sorry, the wound is still there. A verbal wound is as bad as a physical one." Just think about this the next time someone rubs you the wrong way.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;Copyright © 2006 Satish. All rights reserved.&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/29792479-6859877867904161071?l=jokes4children.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jokes4children.blogspot.com/feeds/6859877867904161071/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=29792479&amp;postID=6859877867904161071' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29792479/posts/default/6859877867904161071'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29792479/posts/default/6859877867904161071'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jokes4children.blogspot.com/2007/05/nails-in-fence-there-once-was-little.html' title=''/><author><name>SaTiSh</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16203039966633764030</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='16' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_jNcnOurhH4M/STjnIXVzJ6I/AAAAAAAAAoc/IVV8ZoLAKnc/S220/images.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29792479.post-674428673533221398</id><published>2007-04-09T02:01:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-04-09T02:07:12.987-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://bp3.blogger.com/_jNcnOurhH4M/RhoBO1HAqCI/AAAAAAAAAgc/RSg109MTfwo/s1600-h/LOGO.jpg"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5051351286335711266" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://bp3.blogger.com/_jNcnOurhH4M/RhoBO1HAqCI/AAAAAAAAAgc/RSg109MTfwo/s320/LOGO.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;A thought :   &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff0000;"&gt;Read this. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff0000;"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;It is a 99% challenge&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;strong&gt; that u will have a wrong answer to the question asked in the passage.&lt;/strong&gt;   &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff0000;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff0000;"&gt;Once there was loving couple traveling in a bus in a mountainous area.  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff0000;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff0000;"&gt;They decided to get down at some place. After the couple got down at some place the bus moved on. As the bus moved on, a huge rock fell on the bus from the mountain and crushed the bus to crumbs.   &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff0000;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff0000;"&gt;Everybody on board was killed. The couple upon seeing that, said, "We wish we were on that bus" ..    &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffcc33;"&gt;Why do u think they said that?   &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffcc33;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffcc33;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffcc33;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffcc33;"&gt; Scroll down for answer &gt; &gt;          &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffcc33;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffcc33;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffcc33;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffcc33;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffcc33;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffcc33;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffcc33;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffcc33;"&gt;Come on think again ......                &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffcc33;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffcc33;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffcc33;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffcc33;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffcc33;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffcc33;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffcc33;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffcc33;"&gt;Come on try hard.....               &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffcc33;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffcc33;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffcc33;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffcc33;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffcc33;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffcc33;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffcc33;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffcc33;"&gt; Still some mo&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffcc33;"&gt;re..................                &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffcc33;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffcc33;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffcc33;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffcc33;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffcc33;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffcc33;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffcc33;"&gt;You are at it almost ............................               &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffcc33;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffcc33;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffcc33;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffcc33;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffcc33;"&gt; R u there ...........................            &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffcc33;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffcc33;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffcc33;"&gt;Ok.....here it goes ..................         &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffcc33;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffcc33;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffcc33;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffcc33;"&gt;------------------- Answer !!!! -------------------&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;   &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;If they had remained on the bus instead of deciding to get down, the resulting time delay could have been avoided and the rock would have fallen after the bus had passed ..!!! Think positive in life always and look for opportunities when u can help Others......   &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff0000;"&gt;Many times in life, the opposite of Success is not Failure, its Quitting-   Winners never quit, quitters never Win.   Never expect things to happen. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff0000;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;struggle and make them happen.   Never expect yourself to be given a good value. .&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;create a value of ur own.    &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;Copyright © 2006 Satish. All rights reserved.&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/29792479-674428673533221398?l=jokes4children.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jokes4children.blogspot.com/feeds/674428673533221398/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=29792479&amp;postID=674428673533221398' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29792479/posts/default/674428673533221398'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29792479/posts/default/674428673533221398'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jokes4children.blogspot.com/2007/04/thought-read-this.html' title=''/><author><name>SaTiSh</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16203039966633764030</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='16' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_jNcnOurhH4M/STjnIXVzJ6I/AAAAAAAAAoc/IVV8ZoLAKnc/S220/images.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp3.blogger.com/_jNcnOurhH4M/RhoBO1HAqCI/AAAAAAAAAgc/RSg109MTfwo/s72-c/LOGO.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29792479.post-3898996988002568717</id><published>2007-04-09T01:59:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-04-09T02:01:10.933-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://bp2.blogger.com/_jNcnOurhH4M/RhoAalHAqAI/AAAAAAAAAgM/aTGb4pmflF4/s1600-h/Day.gif"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5051350388687546370" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://bp2.blogger.com/_jNcnOurhH4M/RhoAalHAqAI/AAAAAAAAAgM/aTGb4pmflF4/s320/Day.gif" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;Some days are cloudy and grey,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;And it seems as if the rain is&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;Chasing all your dreams away.         &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;While other days are bright and sunny,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;Making you feel as though the feats&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;You can accomplish are many. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;a href="http://bp2.blogger.com/_jNcnOurhH4M/RhoAalHAqBI/AAAAAAAAAgU/GePr89NRv64/s1600-h/flower.gif"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5051350388687546386" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://bp2.blogger.com/_jNcnOurhH4M/RhoAalHAqBI/AAAAAAAAAgU/GePr89NRv64/s320/flower.gif" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;On this particular day, I have but&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;One wish coming your way...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;I hope you have a wonderfully nice day!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://bp2.blogger.com/_jNcnOurhH4M/RhoAalHAqBI/AAAAAAAAAgU/GePr89NRv64/s1600-h/flower.gif"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5051350388687546386" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://bp2.blogger.com/_jNcnOurhH4M/RhoAalHAqBI/AAAAAAAAAgU/GePr89NRv64/s320/flower.gif" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;Copyright © 2006 Satish. All rights reserved.&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/29792479-3898996988002568717?l=jokes4children.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jokes4children.blogspot.com/feeds/3898996988002568717/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=29792479&amp;postID=3898996988002568717' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29792479/posts/default/3898996988002568717'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29792479/posts/default/3898996988002568717'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jokes4children.blogspot.com/2007/04/some-days-are-cloudy-and-grey-and-it.html' title=''/><author><name>SaTiSh</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16203039966633764030</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='16' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_jNcnOurhH4M/STjnIXVzJ6I/AAAAAAAAAoc/IVV8ZoLAKnc/S220/images.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp2.blogger.com/_jNcnOurhH4M/RhoAalHAqAI/AAAAAAAAAgM/aTGb4pmflF4/s72-c/Day.gif' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29792479.post-862851419911254710</id><published>2007-04-09T01:57:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-04-09T01:58:52.811-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;a href="http://bp2.blogger.com/_jNcnOurhH4M/RhoAFlHAp_I/AAAAAAAAAgE/CiBq5hJl0ao/s1600-h/angelhugbar.jpg"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffcc00;"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5051350027910293490" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://bp2.blogger.com/_jNcnOurhH4M/RhoAFlHAp_I/AAAAAAAAAgE/CiBq5hJl0ao/s320/angelhugbar.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffcc00;"&gt;  Asked The Lord To Bless You"&lt;br /&gt; I asked the Lord to bless you&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffcc00;"&gt;As I prayed for you today,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffcc00;"&gt;To guide you and protect you&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffcc00;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffcc00;"&gt;As you go along your way. &lt;br /&gt; His love is always with you&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffcc00;"&gt;His promises are true,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffcc00;"&gt;And when you give Him all your cares&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffcc00;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffcc00;"&gt;You know He'll see you through.&lt;br /&gt; So when the road you're traveling on&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffcc00;"&gt;Seems difficult at best,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffcc00;"&gt;Just remember I'm here praying&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffcc00;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffcc00;"&gt;And God will do the rest.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffcc00;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;Copyright © 2006 Satish. All rights reserved.&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/29792479-862851419911254710?l=jokes4children.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jokes4children.blogspot.com/feeds/862851419911254710/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=29792479&amp;postID=862851419911254710' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29792479/posts/default/862851419911254710'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29792479/posts/default/862851419911254710'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jokes4children.blogspot.com/2007/04/asked-lord-to-bless-you-i-asked-lord-to.html' title=''/><author><name>SaTiSh</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16203039966633764030</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='16' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_jNcnOurhH4M/STjnIXVzJ6I/AAAAAAAAAoc/IVV8ZoLAKnc/S220/images.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp2.blogger.com/_jNcnOurhH4M/RhoAFlHAp_I/AAAAAAAAAgE/CiBq5hJl0ao/s72-c/angelhugbar.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29792479.post-4409570409580916597</id><published>2007-04-09T01:35:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-04-09T01:54:49.709-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;a href="http://bp0.blogger.com/_jNcnOurhH4M/Rhn-sVHAp9I/AAAAAAAAAf0/2HF8yUGnoxI/s1600-h/dividerflowers.gif"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5051348494606968786" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://bp0.blogger.com/_jNcnOurhH4M/Rhn-sVHAp9I/AAAAAAAAAf0/2HF8yUGnoxI/s320/dividerflowers.gif" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:180%;color:#ff0000;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt; Three Things In Life&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;a href="http://bp0.blogger.com/_jNcnOurhH4M/Rhn-sVHAp-I/AAAAAAAAAf8/KpGpyR1PHT8/s1600-h/dividerflowers1.gif"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5051348494606968802" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://bp0.blogger.com/_jNcnOurhH4M/Rhn-sVHAp-I/AAAAAAAAAf8/KpGpyR1PHT8/s320/dividerflowers1.gif" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;p align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff99ff;"&gt;Three things in life that,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff99ff;"&gt;once gone, never come back: &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color:#33cc00;"&gt;Time, Words &amp; Opportunity&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff99ff;"&gt;Three things in life that may never be lost: &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color:#33cc00;"&gt;Peace, Hope &amp;amp; Honesty.&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p align="center"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff99ff;"&gt;Three things in life that are most valuable: &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color:#33cc00;"&gt;Love, Self-confidence &amp; Friends&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p align="center"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff99ff;"&gt;Three things in life that are never certain:&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff99ff;"&gt;Dreams, Success &amp;amp; Fortune Three things that make a man: &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color:#33cc00;"&gt;Hard work, Sincerity &amp; Commitment&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p align="center"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff99ff;"&gt;Three things in life that can destroy a man:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color:#33cc00;"&gt;Wine, Pride &amp;amp; Anger&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p align="center"&gt;&lt;a href="http://bp1.blogger.com/_jNcnOurhH4M/Rhn7tlHAp8I/AAAAAAAAAfs/2_64lN7poYM/s1600-h/flowers.gif"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5051345217546921922" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://bp1.blogger.com/_jNcnOurhH4M/Rhn7tlHAp8I/AAAAAAAAAfs/2_64lN7poYM/s320/flowers.gif" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff0000;"&gt; As I pray for you today;&lt;br /&gt;To guide you and protect you,&lt;br /&gt;As you go along your way.&lt;br /&gt;His love is always with you,&lt;br /&gt;His promises are true.&lt;br /&gt;And when you give Him all your cares,&lt;br /&gt;You know He'll see you through.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://bp0.blogger.com/_jNcnOurhH4M/Rhn7dVHAp7I/AAAAAAAAAfk/TcW3R-5Q_SM/s1600-h/Pass.gif"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5051344938374047666" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://bp0.blogger.com/_jNcnOurhH4M/Rhn7dVHAp7I/AAAAAAAAAfk/TcW3R-5Q_SM/s320/Pass.gif" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;Copyright © 2006 Satish. 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All rights reserved.&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/29792479-997488969793900775?l=jokes4children.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jokes4children.blogspot.com/feeds/997488969793900775/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=29792479&amp;postID=997488969793900775' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29792479/posts/default/997488969793900775'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29792479/posts/default/997488969793900775'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jokes4children.blogspot.com/2007/04/cooolllll.html' title='Cooolllll'/><author><name>SaTiSh</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16203039966633764030</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='16' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_jNcnOurhH4M/STjnIXVzJ6I/AAAAAAAAAoc/IVV8ZoLAKnc/S220/images.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29792479.post-8616413188504404947</id><published>2007-03-30T22:46:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-03-30T22:49:16.925-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://bp3.blogger.com/_jNcnOurhH4M/Rg32HKigybI/AAAAAAAAAfE/qd7YOvwyTvI/s1600-h/monkey.jpg"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5047961360300820914" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://bp3.blogger.com/_jNcnOurhH4M/Rg32HKigybI/AAAAAAAAAfE/qd7YOvwyTvI/s320/monkey.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff0000;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;The Talking Monkey&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A police officer came upon a terrible wreck &lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;where the driver and passenger had been killed. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;As he looked upon the wreckage a little monkey came out of the brush and hopped around the crashed car. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;The officer looked down at the monkey and said, "I wish you could talk." &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;The monkey looked up at the officer and shook his head up and down. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;"You can understand what I'm saying?" asked the officer. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Again, the monkey shook his head up and down. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Well, did you see this?""Yes," motioned the monkey. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"What happened?"The monkey pretended to have a can in his hand and turned it up by his mouth. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"They were drinking?" asked the officer.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;The monkey shakes his head "Yes." &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"What else?"The monkey pinched his fingers together and held them to his mouth. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"They were smoking marijuana?"The monkey shakes his head "Yes." &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"What else?"The monkey motioned "kissing." &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"They were kissing, too?" asked the astounded officer.The monkey shakes his head "Yes." &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Now wait, you're saying your owners were drinking, smoking and kissing before they &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;wrecked."The monkey shakes his head "Yes." &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"What were you doing during all this?"&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;"Driving" motioned the monkey.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;Copyright © 2006 Satish. All rights reserved.&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/29792479-8616413188504404947?l=jokes4children.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jokes4children.blogspot.com/feeds/8616413188504404947/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=29792479&amp;postID=8616413188504404947' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29792479/posts/default/8616413188504404947'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29792479/posts/default/8616413188504404947'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jokes4children.blogspot.com/2007/03/talking-monkey-police-officer-came-upon.html' title=''/><author><name>SaTiSh</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16203039966633764030</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='16' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_jNcnOurhH4M/STjnIXVzJ6I/AAAAAAAAAoc/IVV8ZoLAKnc/S220/images.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp3.blogger.com/_jNcnOurhH4M/Rg32HKigybI/AAAAAAAAAfE/qd7YOvwyTvI/s72-c/monkey.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29792479.post-1558379067659103471</id><published>2007-03-30T22:44:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-03-30T22:46:11.835-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;a href="http://bp0.blogger.com/_jNcnOurhH4M/Rg31TaigyaI/AAAAAAAAAe8/zz0Nek4gBkU/s1600-h/dream.jpg"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5047960471242590626" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://bp0.blogger.com/_jNcnOurhH4M/Rg31TaigyaI/AAAAAAAAAe8/zz0Nek4gBkU/s320/dream.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;color:#3333ff;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;My Dream&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;Sometimes I feel her presence near,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;But seldom see her face,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;I only know she waits for me,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;In her pretty satin lace.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;Her silence seems to say to me,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;She'll soon be by my side,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;One day I hope to meet her, &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;As she lives within my mind&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;I often see her in my thoughts,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;So peaceful and serene,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;The beauty of her closeness,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;Is seen within my dream.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;Her sparkling eyes appear to say,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;Be patient and be strong,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;And although the day has not arrived,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;I pray it won't be long.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;The days and nights go quickly by,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;But my vision does not fade,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;My love belongs to her alone&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;It's for her my heart was made.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;There's not a moment that I dont think,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;Of holding her close to me,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;One day I'll see my dream come true,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;For then we'll always be.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;Copyright © 2006 Satish. All rights reserved.&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/29792479-1558379067659103471?l=jokes4children.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jokes4children.blogspot.com/feeds/1558379067659103471/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=29792479&amp;postID=1558379067659103471' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29792479/posts/default/1558379067659103471'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29792479/posts/default/1558379067659103471'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jokes4children.blogspot.com/2007/03/my-dream-sometimes-i-feel-her-presence.html' title=''/><author><name>SaTiSh</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16203039966633764030</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='16' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_jNcnOurhH4M/STjnIXVzJ6I/AAAAAAAAAoc/IVV8ZoLAKnc/S220/images.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp0.blogger.com/_jNcnOurhH4M/Rg31TaigyaI/AAAAAAAAAe8/zz0Nek4gBkU/s72-c/dream.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29792479.post-689736969870539157</id><published>2007-03-30T22:38:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-03-30T22:40:33.279-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='dreams'/><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff0000;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;a href="http://bp3.blogger.com/_jNcnOurhH4M/Rg3z8KigyYI/AAAAAAAAAes/vhy9i4kAdU0/s1600-h/dreamsalive.jpg"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff0000;"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5047958972299004290" style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://bp3.blogger.com/_jNcnOurhH4M/Rg3z8KigyYI/AAAAAAAAAes/vhy9i4kAdU0/s320/dreamsalive.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff0000;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Keep You Dreams Alive&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff0000;"&gt;Do not allow a love that failed,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff0000;"&gt;To shroud all your hopes and dreams,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff0000;"&gt;It's merely a pause to catch your breath,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff0000;"&gt;Journey forward to pursue other moon beams.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff0000;"&gt;The words I love you can be so easily said,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff0000;"&gt;When they slobber from the mouth of a fool,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff0000;"&gt;Especially for a person who had longed to hear,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff0000;"&gt;Those three words masquerading as jewels.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff0000;"&gt;Torn ragged pieces of your heart will soon heal,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff0000;"&gt;Throw past memories and hurt to the ground,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff0000;"&gt;Do not give up and say I've had it with love,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff0000;"&gt;For it was not love that you thought you had found.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff0000;"&gt;You'll not find happiness if you continue to tread,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff0000;"&gt;All the bridges that collapsed where you walked,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff0000;"&gt;Do away with the voices that remain in your head,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff0000;"&gt;From the day that your life ran amok.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff0000;"&gt;Try looking at life as consisting of two columns,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff0000;"&gt;With one saying win the other saying loss,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff0000;"&gt;If you give up and do not fight for your dreams,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff0000;"&gt;You will live to regret and have paid a great cost.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff0000;"&gt;Always take time to feel good about yourself,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff0000;"&gt;Realize the kind loving person you are,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff0000;"&gt;At the end of your day you will always look back,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff0000;"&gt;And find the wins out number losses by far!&lt;br /&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;Copyright © 2006 Satish. All rights reserved.&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/29792479-689736969870539157?l=jokes4children.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jokes4children.blogspot.com/feeds/689736969870539157/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=29792479&amp;postID=689736969870539157' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29792479/posts/default/689736969870539157'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29792479/posts/default/689736969870539157'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jokes4children.blogspot.com/2007/03/keep-you-dreams-alive-do-not-allow-love.html' title=''/><author><name>SaTiSh</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16203039966633764030</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='16' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_jNcnOurhH4M/STjnIXVzJ6I/AAAAAAAAAoc/IVV8ZoLAKnc/S220/images.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp3.blogger.com/_jNcnOurhH4M/Rg3z8KigyYI/AAAAAAAAAes/vhy9i4kAdU0/s72-c/dreamsalive.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29792479.post-7581804852022737247</id><published>2007-03-30T04:06:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2007-03-30T04:06:43.908-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Just to all</title><content type='html'>&lt;div&gt;&lt;embed src="http://widget-c5.slide.com/widgets/slideticker.swf" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" quality="high" scale="noscale" salign="l" wmode="transparent" flashvars="cy=bb&amp;amp;il=1&amp;amp;channel=8955333&amp;amp;site=widget-c5.slide.com" width="250" height="300" name="flashticker" align="middle"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;div style="width:250px;text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.slide.com/pivot?ad=0&amp;amp;tt=5&amp;amp;sk=20&amp;amp;cy=bb&amp;amp;th=23&amp;amp;id=8955333&amp;amp;map=1" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://widget-c5.slide.com/p1/8955333/bb_t005_v000_a000_f00/images/xslide1.gif" border="0" ismap="ismap" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://www.slide.com/pivot?ad=0&amp;amp;tt=5&amp;amp;sk=20&amp;amp;cy=bb&amp;amp;th=23&amp;amp;id=8955333&amp;amp;map=2" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://widget-c5.slide.com/p2/8955333/bb_t005_v000_a000_f00/images/xslide2.gif" border="0" ismap="ismap" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;Copyright © 2006 Satish. 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All rights reserved.&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/29792479-2937448205949876327?l=jokes4children.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jokes4children.blogspot.com/feeds/2937448205949876327/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=29792479&amp;postID=2937448205949876327' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29792479/posts/default/2937448205949876327'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29792479/posts/default/2937448205949876327'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jokes4children.blogspot.com/2007/03/fun-day.html' title='A fun day'/><author><name>SaTiSh</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16203039966633764030</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='16' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_jNcnOurhH4M/STjnIXVzJ6I/AAAAAAAAAoc/IVV8ZoLAKnc/S220/images.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29792479.post-7083063034655471172</id><published>2007-03-20T02:16:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-03-20T02:19:40.872-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;a href="http://bp0.blogger.com/_jNcnOurhH4M/Rf-mrWCuRHI/AAAAAAAAAc4/Z2S7VhCmdoY/s1600-h/Question_Mark2.jpg"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5043933371259831410" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://bp0.blogger.com/_jNcnOurhH4M/Rf-mrWCuRHI/AAAAAAAAAc4/Z2S7VhCmdoY/s320/Question_Mark2.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff0000;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff0000;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;What is Friendship...???&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff0000;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt; Good Communication&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff0000;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Treasured Memories&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff0000;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;A feeling of belonging&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff0000;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Mutual respect&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff0000;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Unconditional support&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff0000;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Helping hands&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff0000;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Kindness&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff0000;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Fun Times&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff0000;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff0000;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Depending on one another&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff0000;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Common Interests&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff0000;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Knowing each other's thoughts&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff0000;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Being there&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff0000;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;A shoulder to cry on&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff0000;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff0000;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;A hug when needed&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff0000;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Laughing often&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;Send this page to your friends to tell them you think they are good friends! &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff0000;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;(click on the mail sign  to send it to your friends!!)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;Copyright © 2006 Satish. All rights reserved.&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/29792479-7083063034655471172?l=jokes4children.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jokes4children.blogspot.com/feeds/7083063034655471172/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=29792479&amp;postID=7083063034655471172' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29792479/posts/default/7083063034655471172'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29792479/posts/default/7083063034655471172'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jokes4children.blogspot.com/2007/03/what-is-friendship.html' title=''/><author><name>SaTiSh</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16203039966633764030</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='16' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_jNcnOurhH4M/STjnIXVzJ6I/AAAAAAAAAoc/IVV8ZoLAKnc/S220/images.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp0.blogger.com/_jNcnOurhH4M/Rf-mrWCuRHI/AAAAAAAAAc4/Z2S7VhCmdoY/s72-c/Question_Mark2.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29792479.post-290566391231863080</id><published>2007-03-19T21:51:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-03-19T21:56:08.442-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;a href="http://bp0.blogger.com/_jNcnOurhH4M/Rf9o4WCuRGI/AAAAAAAAAcw/12SUqJTbQRo/s1600-h/images.jpg"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5043865424877208674" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://bp0.blogger.com/_jNcnOurhH4M/Rf9o4WCuRGI/AAAAAAAAAcw/12SUqJTbQRo/s320/images.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="javascript:ol("&gt;Missing Our Grand Angels&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A Glimpse Into Heaven&lt;br /&gt;Come join me on this journey,&lt;br /&gt;To a far and distant land,&lt;br /&gt;A place where our Grand Angels dwell,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Where we'll rest and hold their hand.&lt;br /&gt;When we arrive I'll introduce you,&lt;br /&gt;Although I'm sure you'll know their face,&lt;br /&gt;As God's light does shine upon them,&lt;br /&gt;Encompassed by His eternal grace.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Imagine the sound of an Angelic Choir,&lt;br /&gt;Familiar are the voices that sing,&lt;br /&gt;Grand Angels who now live in Heaven,&lt;br /&gt;To you all their love they bring.&lt;br /&gt;You see the sparkle that's in their eyes,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The gift of knowledge upon their face,&lt;br /&gt;With outstretched arms they reach for you,&lt;br /&gt;The love in our heart does race.&lt;br /&gt;These Angelic Grand Angels we now shall meet,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Anthony.. Amber.. Lexy.. and Cole,&lt;br /&gt;Two pretty little girls and two handsome boys,&lt;br /&gt;God's love shining within their soul.&lt;br /&gt;Hold tight their hand as we walk swiftly on,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;There are many more Angels to see,&lt;br /&gt;Joseph..Jeremy..Jakob.. and James,&lt;br /&gt;With Faith..Kristen..Kody.. and Kaylee.&lt;br /&gt;Angel whispers calling each of our names,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So let's never let go of their hand,&lt;br /&gt;We now join Lane and Lee Williams,&lt;br /&gt;Logan.. and ..Mikaila.. all tread Heavens land.&lt;br /&gt;Michael and Caitlyn are beckoning to us all,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;They want us to meet their new friends,&lt;br /&gt;Ryan..Travis..Parker and Paul,Noah..Russ..&lt;br /&gt;and Sapphie they send.&lt;br /&gt;Three more little Angels now come into view,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Their names are Sharon..Arianna.. and Mason,&lt;br /&gt;The light becomes brighter from the stars in their eyes,&lt;br /&gt;Soon back to dreamland we must hasten.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; Before we complete this visit we?ve had,We'll join hands with Zachariah and Zach,Close by our side is Victoria and Tessa,Now it's time for us to come back.To the parents.. grandparents.. and loved ones,You have just been to Heaven and saw,That your Grand Angels are there and await you,Safely guarded by God's loving law.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;Copyright © 2006 Satish. All rights reserved.&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/29792479-290566391231863080?l=jokes4children.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jokes4children.blogspot.com/feeds/290566391231863080/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=29792479&amp;postID=290566391231863080' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29792479/posts/default/290566391231863080'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29792479/posts/default/290566391231863080'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jokes4children.blogspot.com/2007/03/missing-our-grand-angels-glimpse-into.html' title=''/><author><name>SaTiSh</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16203039966633764030</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='16' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_jNcnOurhH4M/STjnIXVzJ6I/AAAAAAAAAoc/IVV8ZoLAKnc/S220/images.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp0.blogger.com/_jNcnOurhH4M/Rf9o4WCuRGI/AAAAAAAAAcw/12SUqJTbQRo/s72-c/images.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29792479.post-5661581187661052981</id><published>2007-03-16T03:21:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-03-16T03:22:46.490-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;a href="http://bp3.blogger.com/_jNcnOurhH4M/RfpvxaqOw9I/AAAAAAAAAaA/xAgAJb5UID8/s1600-h/mem.bmp"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5042465627555414994" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://bp3.blogger.com/_jNcnOurhH4M/RfpvxaqOw9I/AAAAAAAAAaA/xAgAJb5UID8/s320/mem.bmp" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;em&gt; Memories of days gone bye, &lt;/em&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;em&gt;Billowy clouds across the sky,&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;em&gt;Sharing secrets with that special friend,&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;em&gt;Summer days that had no end.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;em&gt;Dress up played in mommy's shoes,&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;em&gt;Granny's hat and beads for you.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;em&gt;Teacups filled with lemonade,&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;em&gt;And all the promises we made.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;em&gt;To be there for eternity,&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;em&gt;My special friend, just you and me.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;Copyright © 2006 Satish. All rights reserved.&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/29792479-5661581187661052981?l=jokes4children.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jokes4children.blogspot.com/feeds/5661581187661052981/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=29792479&amp;postID=5661581187661052981' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29792479/posts/default/5661581187661052981'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29792479/posts/default/5661581187661052981'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jokes4children.blogspot.com/2007/03/memories-of-days-gone-bye-billowy.html' title=''/><author><name>SaTiSh</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16203039966633764030</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='16' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_jNcnOurhH4M/STjnIXVzJ6I/AAAAAAAAAoc/IVV8ZoLAKnc/S220/images.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp3.blogger.com/_jNcnOurhH4M/RfpvxaqOw9I/AAAAAAAAAaA/xAgAJb5UID8/s72-c/mem.bmp' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29792479.post-3826104220964049856</id><published>2007-03-16T03:15:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-03-16T03:18:21.787-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;a href="http://bp1.blogger.com/_jNcnOurhH4M/Rfpui6qOw8I/AAAAAAAAAZ4/iDjt-fyOfjQ/s1600-h/mother.gif"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5042464278935684034" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://bp1.blogger.com/_jNcnOurhH4M/Rfpui6qOw8I/AAAAAAAAAZ4/iDjt-fyOfjQ/s320/mother.gif" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff0000;"&gt;My Mother's Pray&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt; I pray you'll be my eyes&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;And watch her where she goes&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;And help her to be wise&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Help me to let go&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Every mother's prayer&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Every child knows&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Lead her to a place&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Guide her with your grace&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;To a place where she'll be safe&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;I pray she finds your light&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;And holds it in her heart&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;As darkness falls each night&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Remind her where you are&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Every mother's prayer&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Every child knows&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Need to find a place&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Guide her to a place&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Give her faith so she'll be safe&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Lead her to a place&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Guide her with your grace&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;To a place where she'll be safe&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;Copyright © 2006 Satish. All rights reserved.&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/29792479-3826104220964049856?l=jokes4children.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jokes4children.blogspot.com/feeds/3826104220964049856/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=29792479&amp;postID=3826104220964049856' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29792479/posts/default/3826104220964049856'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29792479/posts/default/3826104220964049856'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jokes4children.blogspot.com/2007/03/my-mothers-pray-i-pray-youll-be-my-eyes.html' title=''/><author><name>SaTiSh</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16203039966633764030</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='16' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_jNcnOurhH4M/STjnIXVzJ6I/AAAAAAAAAoc/IVV8ZoLAKnc/S220/images.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp1.blogger.com/_jNcnOurhH4M/Rfpui6qOw8I/AAAAAAAAAZ4/iDjt-fyOfjQ/s72-c/mother.gif' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29792479.post-8977903142058267783</id><published>2007-03-16T03:02:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-03-16T03:08:39.974-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='friend in need is a friend in need'/><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;a href="http://bp3.blogger.com/_jNcnOurhH4M/Rfpr7aqOw5I/AAAAAAAAAZg/WMD4ao1oQWk/s1600-h/123.gif"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5042461401307595666" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://bp3.blogger.com/_jNcnOurhH4M/Rfpr7aqOw5I/AAAAAAAAAZg/WMD4ao1oQWk/s320/123.gif" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff0000;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt; &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff0000;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Never go away.&lt;br /&gt;I want you to stay.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;a href="http://bp3.blogger.com/_jNcnOurhH4M/RfprsaqOw3I/AAAAAAAAAZQ/Gd7nyy8v8uE/s1600-h/2.gif"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5042461143609557874" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://bp3.blogger.com/_jNcnOurhH4M/RfprsaqOw3I/AAAAAAAAAZQ/Gd7nyy8v8uE/s320/2.gif" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt; &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;color:#ffcc00;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;And always be my friend,&lt;br /&gt;from now until the end.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;a href="http://bp3.blogger.com/_jNcnOurhH4M/RfprsaqOw4I/AAAAAAAAAZY/qCC_PnZRoAs/s1600-h/1.gif"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5042461143609557890" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://bp3.blogger.com/_jNcnOurhH4M/RfprsaqOw4I/AAAAAAAAAZY/qCC_PnZRoAs/s320/1.gif" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt; &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;p align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#33ff33;"&gt;For your friendship I'll fight,&lt;br /&gt;from day until night.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;a href="http://bp3.blogger.com/_jNcnOurhH4M/RfprsaqOw3I/AAAAAAAAAZQ/Gd7nyy8v8uE/s1600-h/2.gif"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5042461143609557874" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://bp3.blogger.com/_jNcnOurhH4M/RfprsaqOw3I/AAAAAAAAAZQ/Gd7nyy8v8uE/s320/2.gif" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt; &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff9900;"&gt;Because in you I see&lt;br /&gt;a reflection of me.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;And there's one thing that's true.&lt;br /&gt;I've found a friend in you!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;a href="http://bp3.blogger.com/_jNcnOurhH4M/RfprgaqOw2I/AAAAAAAAAZI/YjF4HCp2R08/s1600-h/3.gif"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5042460937451127650" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://bp3.blogger.com/_jNcnOurhH4M/RfprgaqOw2I/AAAAAAAAAZI/YjF4HCp2R08/s320/3.gif" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;Copyright © 2006 Satish. All rights reserved.&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/29792479-8977903142058267783?l=jokes4children.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jokes4children.blogspot.com/feeds/8977903142058267783/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=29792479&amp;postID=8977903142058267783' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29792479/posts/default/8977903142058267783'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29792479/posts/default/8977903142058267783'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jokes4children.blogspot.com/2007/03/never-go-away.html' title=''/><author><name>SaTiSh</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16203039966633764030</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='16' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_jNcnOurhH4M/STjnIXVzJ6I/AAAAAAAAAoc/IVV8ZoLAKnc/S220/images.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp3.blogger.com/_jNcnOurhH4M/Rfpr7aqOw5I/AAAAAAAAAZg/WMD4ao1oQWk/s72-c/123.gif' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29792479.post-9148353945061198180</id><published>2007-03-14T03:53:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-03-14T03:56:10.479-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;a href="http://bp1.blogger.com/_jNcnOurhH4M/RffUaqqOw0I/AAAAAAAAAY4/Lx5lUBR3O1A/s1600-h/noname.gif"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5041731862457664322" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://bp1.blogger.com/_jNcnOurhH4M/RffUaqqOw0I/AAAAAAAAAY4/Lx5lUBR3O1A/s320/noname.gif" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt; Hi Friends,     &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Good Morning…………..  &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;We don't see things as they are, we see them as we are.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt; &lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#ff0000;"&gt;Life is Short, so break the rules... &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:130%;color:#ff0000;"&gt;Forgive quickly, &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:130%;color:#ff0000;"&gt;Believe slowly, &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:130%;color:#ff0000;"&gt;Love truly, &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:130%;color:#ff0000;"&gt;Laugh uncontrollably, &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:130%;color:#ff0000;"&gt;And... &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:130%;color:#ff0000;"&gt;Never regret anything that made &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:130%;color:#ff0000;"&gt;you smile... &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:130%;color:#ff0000;"&gt;Every Little Smile can touch&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:130%;color:#ff0000;"&gt; somebody's heart&lt;br /&gt;Have a great day&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;Copyright © 2006 Satish. All rights reserved.&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/29792479-9148353945061198180?l=jokes4children.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jokes4children.blogspot.com/feeds/9148353945061198180/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=29792479&amp;postID=9148353945061198180' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29792479/posts/default/9148353945061198180'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29792479/posts/default/9148353945061198180'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jokes4children.blogspot.com/2007/03/hi-friends-good-morning.html' title=''/><author><name>SaTiSh</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16203039966633764030</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='16' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_jNcnOurhH4M/STjnIXVzJ6I/AAAAAAAAAoc/IVV8ZoLAKnc/S220/images.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp1.blogger.com/_jNcnOurhH4M/RffUaqqOw0I/AAAAAAAAAY4/Lx5lUBR3O1A/s72-c/noname.gif' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29792479.post-5188888839599471106</id><published>2007-03-09T00:49:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2007-03-09T00:57:35.936-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;a href="http://bp2.blogger.com/_jNcnOurhH4M/RfEgbaqOwyI/AAAAAAAAAYo/FaaKqXVoLAg/s1600-h/loose.png"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5039845113389302562" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://bp2.blogger.com/_jNcnOurhH4M/RfEgbaqOwyI/AAAAAAAAAYo/FaaKqXVoLAg/s320/loose.png" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff0000;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt; DON'T EVER LOOSE THE PERSON U REALLY LOVE ......... .........&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;   &lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Its a good touchy message. It does make sense and we should take the time every day to do what it says. .&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:180%;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;READ ALONE.....ESPECIALLY THE LAST PART&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff0000;"&gt;Around the corner I have a friend, In this great city that has no end, Yet the days go by and weeks rush on, And before I know it, a year is gone. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff0000;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff0000;"&gt;And I never see my old friends face, For life is a swift and terrible race, He knows I like him just as well, As in the days when I rang his bell. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff0000;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff0000;"&gt;And he rang mine if, we were younger then, And now we are busy, tired men. Tired of playing a foolish game, Tired of trying to make a name. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff0000;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff0000;"&gt;"Tomorrow" I say! "I will call on Jim" "Just to show that I'm thinking of him." But tomorrow comes and tomorrow goes, And distance between us grows and grows. Around the corner! yet miles away, "Here's a telegram sir" "Jim died today." And that's what we get and deserve in the end. Around the corner, a vanished friend.&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3366ff;"&gt;Remember to always say what you mean. If you love or like someone, tell them. Don't be afraid to express yourself. Reach out and tell someone what they mean to you. Because when you decide that it is the right time it might be too late. Seize the day. Never have regrets. And most importantly, stay close to your friends and family, for they have helped make you the person that you are today. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff6600;"&gt;You must send this on in 3 hours after reading the letter to 10 different people. If you do this, you will receive unbelievably good luck in love n life. The person that you are most attracted to will soon return your feelings. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;If you do not, bad luck will rear it's ugly head at you&lt;/strong&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:180%;color:#ff0000;"&gt;THIS IS NOT A JOKE!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffcccc;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;This is a ribbon for soldiers fighting for our country.  Pass it on to everyone and pray.   &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffcccc;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;                                                                                                                                                &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffcccc;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Something good will happen to you tonight at 11:11 PM ..  &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffcccc;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;This is not a joke.  &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffcccc;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Someone will either call you or will talk to you online and say that they love you.  &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffcccc;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;                                         Do not break this chain.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;                                                                                                                                                                    &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:180%;color:#ff0000;"&gt;&lt;em&gt;Send this to as many people as you can in the next 15 minutes.  &lt;strong&gt;(this is true because it is happend to me also)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;Copyright © 2006 Satish. All rights reserved.&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/29792479-5188888839599471106?l=jokes4children.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jokes4children.blogspot.com/feeds/5188888839599471106/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=29792479&amp;postID=5188888839599471106' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29792479/posts/default/5188888839599471106'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29792479/posts/default/5188888839599471106'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jokes4children.blogspot.com/2007/03/dont-ever-loose-person-u-really-love.html' title=''/><author><name>SaTiSh</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16203039966633764030</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='16' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_jNcnOurhH4M/STjnIXVzJ6I/AAAAAAAAAoc/IVV8ZoLAKnc/S220/images.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp2.blogger.com/_jNcnOurhH4M/RfEgbaqOwyI/AAAAAAAAAYo/FaaKqXVoLAg/s72-c/loose.png' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29792479.post-348175725028550755</id><published>2007-03-09T00:45:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2007-03-09T00:49:16.778-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Don&apos;t degrade yourself'/><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-family:times new roman;color:#33cc00;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:times new roman;color:#33cc00;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Things About You &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:times new roman;color:#33cc00;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;1. Someone in this world Loves you , in some way. &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:times new roman;color:#33cc00;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:times new roman;color:#33cc00;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;2. A smile from you, can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:times new roman;color:#33cc00;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;3. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:times new roman;color:#33cc00;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;4. You mean the world to someone.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:times new roman;color:#33cc00;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;5. Without you , someone may not be living.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:times new roman;color:#33cc00;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:times new roman;color:#33cc00;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;6. You are special and unique, in your own way. &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:times new roman;color:#33cc00;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:times new roman;color:#33cc00;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;7. Someone that you don't know even exists , loves you.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:times new roman;color:#33cc00;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;8. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:times new roman;color:#33cc00;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;9. When you think the world has turned it's back on you, take a look, you most likely turned your back on the world. &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:times new roman;color:#33cc00;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://bp1.blogger.com/_jNcnOurhH4M/RfEe5KqOwxI/AAAAAAAAAYg/kTA7-CI_WcQ/s1600-h/2.gif"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:times new roman;color:#33cc00;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5039843425467155218" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://bp1.blogger.com/_jNcnOurhH4M/RfEe5KqOwxI/AAAAAAAAAYg/kTA7-CI_WcQ/s320/2.gif" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:times new roman;color:#33cc00;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt; 10. When you think you have no chance at getting what you want, you probably won't get it, but if you believe in yourself, you probably sooner or later will get it. &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:times new roman;color:#33cc00;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:times new roman;color:#33cc00;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;11.Always remember complements you received, forget about the rude remarks. &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:times new roman;color:#33cc00;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:times new roman;color:#33cc00;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;12.Always tell someone how you feel about them, you will feel much better when they know. &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:times new roman;color:#33cc00;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:times new roman;color:#33cc00;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;13 If you have a great friend, take the time to let them know that they are great. If you choose, send this letter to as many people as you care about, you'll brighten up someone's day, and might change their perspective on life, for the better!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:times new roman;color:#33cc00;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://bp3.blogger.com/_jNcnOurhH4M/RfEepqqOwwI/AAAAAAAAAYY/Of6D1-4trGk/s1600-h/noname.gif"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:times new roman;color:#33cc00;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5039843159179182850" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://bp3.blogger.com/_jNcnOurhH4M/RfEepqqOwwI/AAAAAAAAAYY/Of6D1-4trGk/s320/noname.gif" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:times new roman;color:#33cc00;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:times new roman;color:#33cc00;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:times new roman;color:#33cc00;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:times new roman;color:#33cc00;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:times new roman;color:#33cc00;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:times new roman;color:#33cc00;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;Copyright © 2006 Satish. All rights reserved.&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/29792479-348175725028550755?l=jokes4children.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jokes4children.blogspot.com/feeds/348175725028550755/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=29792479&amp;postID=348175725028550755' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29792479/posts/default/348175725028550755'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29792479/posts/default/348175725028550755'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jokes4children.blogspot.com/2007/03/things-about-you-1.html' title=''/><author><name>SaTiSh</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16203039966633764030</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='16' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_jNcnOurhH4M/STjnIXVzJ6I/AAAAAAAAAoc/IVV8ZoLAKnc/S220/images.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp1.blogger.com/_jNcnOurhH4M/RfEe5KqOwxI/AAAAAAAAAYg/kTA7-CI_WcQ/s72-c/2.gif' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29792479.post-7174296060290155581</id><published>2007-03-09T00:41:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2007-03-09T00:44:20.441-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;a href="http://bp2.blogger.com/_jNcnOurhH4M/RfEeDaqOwvI/AAAAAAAAAYQ/xrhBtPJGMfM/s1600-h/hello_logo.jpg"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5039842502049186546" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://bp2.blogger.com/_jNcnOurhH4M/RfEeDaqOwvI/AAAAAAAAAYQ/xrhBtPJGMfM/s320/hello_logo.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff0000;"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Something interesting .. &lt;br /&gt;…&lt;br /&gt;….&lt;br /&gt;….&lt;br /&gt;……&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Chinese Name confusion.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Caller:&lt;/strong&gt; Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Operator:&lt;/strong&gt; Yes, you can speak to me.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Caller:&lt;/strong&gt; No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Operator:&lt;/strong&gt; Yes I understand you want to speak to anyone. You can speak to me. Who is this?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Caller:&lt;/strong&gt; I'm Sam Wan. And I need to talk to Annie Wan ! It's urgent.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Operator:&lt;/strong&gt; I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what's this urgent matter about?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Caller:&lt;/strong&gt; Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noe Wan was involved in an accident. Noe Wan got injured and now Noe Wan is  being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan is on his way to the hospital.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Operator:&lt;/strong&gt; Look, if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Caller:&lt;/strong&gt; You are so rude! Who are you?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Operator:&lt;/strong&gt; I'm Saw Ree.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Caller:&lt;/strong&gt; Yes! You should be sorry . Now give me your name !!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Operator:&lt;/strong&gt; That's what I said. I'm Saw Ree.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;Copyright © 2006 Satish. All rights reserved.&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/29792479-7174296060290155581?l=jokes4children.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jokes4children.blogspot.com/feeds/7174296060290155581/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=29792479&amp;postID=7174296060290155581' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29792479/posts/default/7174296060290155581'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29792479/posts/default/7174296060290155581'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jokes4children.blogspot.com/2007/03/something-interesting.html' title=''/><author><name>SaTiSh</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16203039966633764030</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='16' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_jNcnOurhH4M/STjnIXVzJ6I/AAAAAAAAAoc/IVV8ZoLAKnc/S220/images.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp2.blogger.com/_jNcnOurhH4M/RfEeDaqOwvI/AAAAAAAAAYQ/xrhBtPJGMfM/s72-c/hello_logo.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29792479.post-1368542425634388908</id><published>2007-03-08T22:31:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2007-03-08T22:31:33.779-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Have Child Fun with this slide !!!</title><content type='html'>&lt;div&gt;&lt;embed src="http://widget-d2.slide.com/widgets/slideticker.swf" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" quality="high" scale="noscale" salign="l" wmode="transparent" flashvars="cy=bb&amp;amp;il=1&amp;amp;channel=216172782118520530&amp;amp;site=widget-d2.slide.com" width="250" height="300" name="flashticker" align="middle"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;div style="width:250px;text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.slide.com/pivot?ad=0&amp;amp;tt=17&amp;amp;sk=13&amp;amp;cy=bb&amp;amp;th=30&amp;amp;id=216172782118520530&amp;amp;map=1" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://widget-d2.slide.com/p1/216172782118520530/bb_t017_v000_a000_f00/images/xslide1.gif" border="0" ismap="ismap" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://www.slide.com/pivot?ad=0&amp;amp;tt=17&amp;amp;sk=13&amp;amp;cy=bb&amp;amp;th=30&amp;amp;id=216172782118520530&amp;amp;map=2" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://widget-d2.slide.com/p2/216172782118520530/bb_t017_v000_a000_f00/images/xslide2.gif" border="0" ismap="ismap" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;Copyright © 2006 Satish. All rights reserved.&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/29792479-1368542425634388908?l=jokes4children.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jokes4children.blogspot.com/feeds/1368542425634388908/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=29792479&amp;postID=1368542425634388908' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29792479/posts/default/1368542425634388908'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29792479/posts/default/1368542425634388908'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jokes4children.blogspot.com/2007/03/have-child-fun-with-this-slide.html' title='Have Child Fun with this slide !!!'/><author><name>SaTiSh</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16203039966633764030</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='16' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_jNcnOurhH4M/STjnIXVzJ6I/AAAAAAAAAoc/IVV8ZoLAKnc/S220/images.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29792479.post-4914207725777470142</id><published>2007-03-06T01:18:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2007-03-06T01:25:28.573-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Man&apos;s story'/><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://bp0.blogger.com/_jNcnOurhH4M/Re0ySpq7BwI/AAAAAAAAAVU/AkN3HUXiOVs/s1600-h/00.jpg"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5038738854102370050" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://bp0.blogger.com/_jNcnOurhH4M/Re0ySpq7BwI/AAAAAAAAAVU/AkN3HUXiOVs/s320/00.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;Oh dang!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt; The funniest thing just happened to me. I gotta tell ya this story! Well funny might &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;not be the right description of what I am feeling right now???&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;A while back I gave my wife's employee a computer. It was an old one that was my &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;Mom's. I cleaned it and fixed it and set it up for them. They have had it about a &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;month. They screwed it up a few days ago. Long story I won't go into, but they said &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;Comcast did it - NOT - they screwed it up or their kids did. I don't really care &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;anyway but it is hosed.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;Anyway, they need to re-install Windows 98SE. I had a tech's copy of Windows&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt; 98SE that is just for this purpose and have had it for years. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;I lost it?? I looked in every file cabinet, briefcase, suitcase, drawer, shelf and &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;wastebasket in my office and storage rooms and every box in my closets and storage room/exercise room. GONE! I could not find it anywhere. So I looked again when&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt; I was totally sober in all of the places again. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;I have stuff in a lot of places too. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;I am talking hours of searching here! I looked in software boxes by the dozen thinking &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;I might have miss filed it. I looked and searched high and low all over the place. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;And I have tons of places to put things. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;I mean a lot of places. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;It was just gone!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;a href="http://bp1.blogger.com/_jNcnOurhH4M/Re0yS5q7BxI/AAAAAAAAAVc/thDH_lRYj0Y/s1600-h/0.gif"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5038738858397337362" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://bp1.blogger.com/_jNcnOurhH4M/Re0yS5q7BxI/AAAAAAAAAVc/thDH_lRYj0Y/s320/0.gif" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;GONE!!! I could not find it. Pissed me off. I figured I had loaned it to someone and&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt; they did not return it. It was just gone. Three days of serious searching! &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;IT WAS GONE! I MEAN SERIOUS SEARCHING AND DIGGING THROUGH &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;EVERY POSSIBLE PLACE IT COULD BE!!!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://bp1.blogger.com/_jNcnOurhH4M/Re0yS5q7ByI/AAAAAAAAAVk/GwYg0NG1RIc/s1600-h/1.jpg"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5038738858397337378" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://bp1.blogger.com/_jNcnOurhH4M/Re0yS5q7ByI/AAAAAAAAAVk/GwYg0NG1RIc/s320/1.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;Deb just came in and was on the phone with the employee. She asked me if I have found it. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;I said nope it is gone. She walked behind my desk and picked up a CD that was lying on my credenza. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;She said is this it? &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p align="justify"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;I said rather sheepishly - yep that is it!!!! DANG. I had placed it on my credenza right behind me some months ago when I was working on a friends laptop - fixing it - and I had to reinstall 98 for him. I forgot that I did not return it to the proper place. Dang, I have a bunch of CDs on my credenza that I need to mail to some people, and various other things covering the top of it. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p align="justify"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;I have not gotten around to sending that stack yet, nor filing the other stuff, and the Windows 98SE CD was right on top of it. The top of it!!! I feel so very small. I am an idiot. Three long days of searching every place I have stuff and she finds it in less than 10 seconds. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p align="justify"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;I think I still hear her laughing at my butt from the other end of the house?? I could have sworn that I looked through all of the stuff on my credenza??? Twice even!!!! I know I did!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p align="justify"&gt;&lt;a href="http://bp2.blogger.com/_jNcnOurhH4M/Re0yTJq7BzI/AAAAAAAAAVs/GAQmiL-TKnU/s1600-h/2.jpg"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5038738862692304690" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://bp2.blogger.com/_jNcnOurhH4M/Re0yTJq7BzI/AAAAAAAAAVs/GAQmiL-TKnU/s320/2.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;How embarrassing this is. She will never let me live this one down.&lt;br /&gt;I really think I am getting OLD!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;a href="http://bp2.blogger.com/_jNcnOurhH4M/Re0yTJq7B0I/AAAAAAAAAV0/8n7sUjT_Nv8/s1600-h/3.gif"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5038738862692304706" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://bp2.blogger.com/_jNcnOurhH4M/Re0yTJq7B0I/AAAAAAAAAV0/8n7sUjT_Nv8/s320/3.gif" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;Copyright © 2006 Satish. All rights reserved.&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/29792479-4914207725777470142?l=jokes4children.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jokes4children.blogspot.com/feeds/4914207725777470142/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=29792479&amp;postID=4914207725777470142' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29792479/posts/default/4914207725777470142'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29792479/posts/default/4914207725777470142'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jokes4children.blogspot.com/2007/03/oh-dang-funniest-thing-just-happened-to.html' title=''/><author><name>SaTiSh</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16203039966633764030</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='16' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_jNcnOurhH4M/STjnIXVzJ6I/AAAAAAAAAoc/IVV8ZoLAKnc/S220/images.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp0.blogger.com/_jNcnOurhH4M/Re0ySpq7BwI/AAAAAAAAAVU/AkN3HUXiOVs/s72-c/00.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29792479.post-3179689123179049089</id><published>2007-03-02T21:29:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2007-03-02T21:30:06.351-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='India'/><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;Copyright © 2006 Satish. All rights reserved.&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/29792479-3179689123179049089?l=jokes4children.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jokes4children.blogspot.com/feeds/3179689123179049089/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=29792479&amp;postID=3179689123179049089' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29792479/posts/default/3179689123179049089'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29792479/posts/default/3179689123179049089'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jokes4children.blogspot.com/2007/03/blog-post.html' title=''/><author><name>SaTiSh</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16203039966633764030</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='16' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_jNcnOurhH4M/STjnIXVzJ6I/AAAAAAAAAoc/IVV8ZoLAKnc/S220/images.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29792479.post-8069029248361088941</id><published>2007-03-02T21:08:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2007-03-02T21:11:43.040-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;a href="http://bp3.blogger.com/_jNcnOurhH4M/RekDD3nRezI/AAAAAAAAAUo/tRJ3Q0gEq7s/s1600-h/cowboydaddy.jpg"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5037561023193774898" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://bp3.blogger.com/_jNcnOurhH4M/RekDD3nRezI/AAAAAAAAAUo/tRJ3Q0gEq7s/s320/cowboydaddy.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt; I got sent home from school one day with a shiner on my eye&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;Fighting was against the rules and it didnt matter why&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;When Dad got home I told that story just like Id rehearsed&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;Then stood there on those trembling knees and waited for the worst&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;And he said, Let me tell you a secret, about a fathers love&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;A secret that my daddy said was just between us&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;He said daddies dont just love their children every now and then&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;Its a love without end, amen, its a love without end, amen&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;When I became a father in the spring of 81&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;There was no doubt that stubborn boy was just like my fathers son&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;And when I thought my patience had been tested to the end&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;I took my daddys secret and I passed it on to him&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;And I said, Let me tell you a secret, about a fathers love&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;A secret that my daddy said was just between us&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;I said daddies dont just love their children every now and then&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;Its a love without end, amen, its a love without end, amen&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;Last night I dreamed Id died and stood outside those pearly gates&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;When suddenly I realized there must be some mistake&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;If they know half the stuff I done theyll never let me in&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;Then somewhere from the other side I heard these words again&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;And they said, Let me tell you a secret, about a fathers love&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;A secret that my daddy said was just between us&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;You see daddies dont just love their children every now and then&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;Its a love without end, amen, its a love without end, amen&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;Copyright © 2006 Satish. All rights reserved.&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/29792479-8069029248361088941?l=jokes4children.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jokes4children.blogspot.com/feeds/8069029248361088941/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=29792479&amp;postID=8069029248361088941' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29792479/posts/default/8069029248361088941'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29792479/posts/default/8069029248361088941'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jokes4children.blogspot.com/2007/03/i-got-sent-home-from-school-one-day.html' title=''/><author><name>SaTiSh</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16203039966633764030</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='16' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_jNcnOurhH4M/STjnIXVzJ6I/AAAAAAAAAoc/IVV8ZoLAKnc/S220/images.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp3.blogger.com/_jNcnOurhH4M/RekDD3nRezI/AAAAAAAAAUo/tRJ3Q0gEq7s/s72-c/cowboydaddy.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29792479.post-3462750805225798768</id><published>2007-03-02T21:01:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2007-03-02T21:03:53.185-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Please don&apos;t work like this'/><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>PLZ DON'T WORK LIKE THIS???&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://bp2.blogger.com/_jNcnOurhH4M/RekBdnnReyI/AAAAAAAAAUI/PzOCv3JZuZ0/s1600-h/image001.gif"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5037559266552150818" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://bp2.blogger.com/_jNcnOurhH4M/RekBdnnReyI/AAAAAAAAAUI/PzOCv3JZuZ0/s320/image001.gif" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;Relax   ................. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;                        Take a break?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Take Care ....................................   &lt;br /&gt;  &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt; N &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;joy??.................... &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;Copyright © 2006 Satish. All rights reserved.&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/29792479-3462750805225798768?l=jokes4children.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jokes4children.blogspot.com/feeds/3462750805225798768/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=29792479&amp;postID=3462750805225798768' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29792479/posts/default/3462750805225798768'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29792479/posts/default/3462750805225798768'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jokes4children.blogspot.com/2007/03/plz-dont-work-like-this-relax.html' title=''/><author><name>SaTiSh</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16203039966633764030</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='16' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_jNcnOurhH4M/STjnIXVzJ6I/AAAAAAAAAoc/IVV8ZoLAKnc/S220/images.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp2.blogger.com/_jNcnOurhH4M/RekBdnnReyI/AAAAAAAAAUI/PzOCv3JZuZ0/s72-c/image001.gif' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29792479.post-6867345266769195776</id><published>2007-02-12T20:21:00.002-08:00</published><updated>2007-02-12T20:25:43.450-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;a href="http://bp1.blogger.com/_jNcnOurhH4M/RdE_aXCx6qI/AAAAAAAAAN0/BE3uDwTINKQ/s1600-h/12.jpg"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5030871980844378786" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://bp1.blogger.com/_jNcnOurhH4M/RdE_aXCx6qI/AAAAAAAAAN0/BE3uDwTINKQ/s320/12.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt; You Are Wonderful . . .&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The following story captured our heart. It happened several years ago in the Paris opera house. A famous singer had been contracted to sing, and ticket sales werebooming. In fact, the night of the concert found the house packed and every ticket sold.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The feeling of anticipation and excitement was in the air as the house manager took the stage and said, Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for your enthusiastic support. I am afraid that due to illness, the man whom you've all come to hear will not be performing tonight. However, we have found a suitable substitute we hope will provide you with comparable entertainment. The crowd groaned in disappointmentand failed to hear the announcer mention the stand-in's name. The environment turned&lt;br /&gt;from excitement to frustration.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The stand-in performer gave the performance everything he had. When he had finished,there was nothing but an uncomfortable silence. No one applauded. Suddenly, from the balcony, a little boy stood up and shouted, Daddy, I think you are wonderful! The crowd&lt;br /&gt;broke into thunderous applause.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We all need people in our Lives who are willing to stand up once in a while and say, I thinkyou are wonderful.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And at times others are expecting this from you. Are you telling them how wonderful you are . . ??????????You Are Wonderful . . .&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The following story captured our heart. It happened several years ago in the Paris opera house. A famous singer had been contracted to sing, and ticket sales werebooming. In fact, the night of the concert found the house packed and every ticket sold.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The feeling of anticipation and excitement was in the air as the house manager took the stage and said, Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for your enthusiastic support. I am afraid that due to illness, the man whom you've all come to hear will not be performing tonight. However, we have found a suitable substitute we hope will provide you with comparable entertainment. The crowd groaned in disappointmentand failed to hear the announcer mention the stand-in's name. The environment turned&lt;br /&gt;from excitement to frustration.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The stand-in performer gave the performance everything he had. When he had finished,there was nothing but an uncomfortable silence. No one applauded. Suddenly, from the balcony, a little boy stood up and shouted, Daddy, I think you are wonderful! The crowd&lt;br /&gt;broke into thunderous applause.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We all need people in our Lives who are willing to stand up once in a while and say, I thinkyou are wonderful.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And at times others are expecting this from you. Are you telling them how wonderful you are . . ??????????&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;Copyright © 2006 Satish. All rights reserved.&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/29792479-6867345266769195776?l=jokes4children.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jokes4children.blogspot.com/feeds/6867345266769195776/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=29792479&amp;postID=6867345266769195776' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29792479/posts/default/6867345266769195776'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29792479/posts/default/6867345266769195776'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jokes4children.blogspot.com/2007/02/you-are-wonderful.html' title=''/><author><name>SaTiSh</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16203039966633764030</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='16' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_jNcnOurhH4M/STjnIXVzJ6I/AAAAAAAAAoc/IVV8ZoLAKnc/S220/images.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp1.blogger.com/_jNcnOurhH4M/RdE_aXCx6qI/AAAAAAAAAN0/BE3uDwTINKQ/s72-c/12.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29792479.post-6792039155722048869</id><published>2007-02-12T20:21:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2007-02-12T20:24:03.299-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://bp1.blogger.com/_jNcnOurhH4M/RdE9lXCx6oI/AAAAAAAAANc/--Mx0DIKgxQ/s1600-h/drea.gif"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color:#009900;"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5030869970799684226" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://bp1.blogger.com/_jNcnOurhH4M/RdE9lXCx6oI/AAAAAAAAANc/--Mx0DIKgxQ/s320/drea.gif" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color:#009900;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color:#009900;"&gt;Avoid negative people, places, things&lt;br /&gt;and habits. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color:#009900;"&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Believe in yourself.&lt;br /&gt;Consider things from every angle.&lt;br /&gt;Don't give up and don't give in.&lt;br /&gt;Enjoy life today, Yesterday is gone,&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;tomorrow may never come!&lt;br /&gt;Family and friends are hidden treasures&lt;br /&gt;seek them and enjoy their riches.&lt;br /&gt;Give more than you planned.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Hang on to your dreams.&lt;br /&gt;Ignore those who try to discourage you!&lt;br /&gt;Just do it!&lt;br /&gt;Keep trying no matter how hard it seems&lt;br /&gt; it will get easier! &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Love yourself first and most.&lt;br /&gt;Make dreams happen.&lt;br /&gt;Never lie, cheat or steal. Always&lt;br /&gt;strike a fair deal.&lt;br /&gt;Open your eyes and see things as they &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;really are.&lt;br /&gt;Practice makes perfect.&lt;br /&gt;Quitters never win and winners&lt;br /&gt;never quit!&lt;br /&gt;Read and learn about everything&lt;br /&gt;important to you.&lt;br /&gt;Stop procrastinating!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Take control of your own destiny.&lt;br /&gt;Understand yourself in order to better&lt;br /&gt;understand others.&lt;br /&gt;Visualize your dreams.&lt;br /&gt;Want your dream more than anything.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;X-ccelerate your efforts.&lt;br /&gt;You are a unique individual. Nothing can &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;replace YOU!&lt;br /&gt;Zero in on your goals and&lt;br /&gt;GO FOR THEM!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;Copyright © 2006 Satish. All rights reserved.&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/29792479-6792039155722048869?l=jokes4children.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jokes4children.blogspot.com/feeds/6792039155722048869/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=29792479&amp;postID=6792039155722048869' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29792479/posts/default/6792039155722048869'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/29792479/posts/default/6792039155722048869'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jokes4children.blogspot.com/2007/02/avoid-negative-people-places-things-and.html' title=''/><author><name>SaTiSh</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16203039966633764030</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='16' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_jNcnOurhH4M/STjnIXVzJ6I/AAAAAAAAAoc/IVV8ZoLAKnc/S220/images.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp1.blogger.com/_jNcnOurhH4M/RdE9lXCx6oI/AAAAAAAAANc/--Mx0DIKgxQ/s72-c/drea.gif' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29792479.post-2653806610436596538</id><published>2007-02-10T20:59:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2007-02-08T20:34:13.382-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;a href="http://bp3.blogger.com/_jNcnOurhH4M/Rc6iwnCx6gI/AAAAAAAAAME/EBXezwmZmFI/s1600-h/friend.jpg"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5030136789817485826" style="DISPLAY: block; 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